a fag walks into a gay bar
everybody is awed by the walking cigarette
- me: *blink*
- parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
fixed it
| A THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING GIVEAWAY |
I hit a very pretty number of followers the other day, and want to thank you all by giving back (and, not so altruistically, get this off my hands). I have a Barnes and Nobel Simple Touch Nook and two cases that I’m not using and figured should go to someone who can give it a good home. It’s in tip-top condition, barely used. There’s a bit of exposition on it here, and the reason I’m giving it up. (Head up non-Americans: There’s some important stuff in there!)
Rules!
- This is a gift for my followers, so yes, you must be following me. If you’re not already, I wouldn’t bother. I’m not that interesting.
- Reblogs only, and a limit of 3 per day please. No one likes to have their dashes spammed.
- I will ship anywhere!
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| A THANK YOU FOR FOLLOWING GIVEAWAY |
I hit a very pretty number of followers the other day, and want to thank you all by giving back (and, not so altruistically, get this off my hands). I have a Barnes and Nobel Simple Touch Nook and two cases that I’m not using and figured should go to someone who can give it a good home. It’s in tip-top condition, barely used. There’s a bit of exposition on it here, and the reason I’m giving it up. (Head up non-Americans: There’s some important stuff in there!)
Rules!
- This is a gift for my followers, so yes, you must be following me. If you’re not already, I wouldn’t bother. I’m not that interesting.
- Reblogs only, and a limit of 3 per day please. No one likes to have their dashes spammed.
- I will ship anywhere!
- Giveaway ends on June 1st at 12 am EST. Winner will be contacted via askbox so please keep it open.
Queued: this is just adorable
What are you doing, tiny snake?
I WILL EAT THIS LEAF
LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS
OH MY GOD IS IT WEIRD THAT THIS IS SORT OF TERRIFYING TO ME?
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(Source: leonkennedysbotoxcoupon)

